Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
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10:52 pm - I'd say its about the size of a pixie stick.....just a guess.
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Thursday, February 1st, 2007
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3:30 pm
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Thursday, January 4th, 2007
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10:55 pm - what the crap? seriously.
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I just watched a valtrex commercial. Apparently it reduces the risk of spreading genital herpes. Whoo dee whoo...That's not the point. It had a disclaimer that said "Only proven in heterosexual couples"....uhhhhhhhh....................................Soooo now just because you're a homosexual your body chemistry doesn't work the same? SPLAIN IT!
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
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1:14 pm - A little sum'n sum'n to brighten your day...
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Well...really MY day but if it brightens your day too then, happiness.
current mood:  I'M A PUDDLE?!?!
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Thursday, September 21st, 2006
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10:27 pm - With this candle I will light your mother on fire.
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So I had a random observation towards myself today. I've discovered (like I didn't already know this, I just never paid attention...) that I am insanely attracted to guys who wear glasses. Yum a dum dum.
current mood:  Three Blind Mice...
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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
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12:37 pm
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YARG! Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye scurvy dogs.
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Friday, September 15th, 2006
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12:34 pm - Words of Wisdom
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If you drive somewhere with a guy and he says "Lets just stay here for a minute"....its not because he wants to spend a couple extra minutes of quality alone time with you...Its because he has a massive boner.
current mood:  poop comes out of its mouth!
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Monday, September 11th, 2006
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9:12 am - Nunca?
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Do you think that when a spider is about to spin a web the first thought that goes through his head is, "I have to poop!!...think I'll build a house."?
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Sunday, September 10th, 2006
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12:01 am - So many things for me to wonder....
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Do you think you could sneeze while you're sleeping?
Do your ovaries ever itch?
Have you ever sneezed so hard that your tampon shot out?...okay I don't really wonder about that one because its happened to me but I was just wondering if I was the only one......
Okay maybe not so many things for me to wonder but I think I was wondering alot more earlier so that totally counts.
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Thursday, September 7th, 2006
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11:13 pm
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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006
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10:42 pm - Disaster from every angle.
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I think if I were ever to take up gymnastics again I would dress as an amish girl whilst mastering the balance beam
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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
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10:57 pm
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The last couple of days I keep seeing these weird lights or lacks there of very briefly. Its driving me insane.
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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
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11:18 pm
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Wanted to update.......Thought I had something interesting to say. Apparently I don't.
current mood:  Anthrax flavored pancakes
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11:09 pm - Or would that be the other way around?
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I'm feeling insanely lonely as of the last two days. Its driving me crazy. I shall cry six tears for that one. I think that should be just long enough to mourn and be over it.
I had a whole bunch of random yet interesting thoughts last night...My laptop was at work with my mom.......thus the thoughts have flittered away.
Its days like this when I really wish Lesl still lived just around the corner.
What do you suppose it is that makes people seem attractive or unattractive. I mean that in a general sense. For example...Why is it that the majority of women find Orlando Bloom sexy? What is it exactly that makes him attractive? Same with Angelina Jolie and men. Now I agree that these two people are very attractive. But what is it about their appearances that make it so? Why is Marla Hooch considered not so purdy? ...That's enough of that.
current mood: Anthrax flavored pancakes
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Sunday, August 27th, 2006
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10:46 pm - Le Sigh
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Tim moves away tomorrow. My heart, she is sad.
current mood:  lamentations
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Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006
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10:14 pm - Tank yu......blah blah blah
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I'm going to Taiwan next summer to teach English. Whoo dee whoo!
current mood:  nostalgic
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Saturday, August 12th, 2006
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6:30 pm
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Last night an opportunity to be in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was presented to me..........WHY THE HELL AM I NOT THERE RIGHT NOW>!?!?!??!!
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12:19 pm - Foosball is the DEVIL!
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That was the best date I have ever had. Lets do it again! Whoodeewhoo.
current mood:  cheerful
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Thursday, August 10th, 2006
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11:24 am - Formula Fingers
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9:24 am - So we want to vote AND we want you to pay for dinner! Problem?
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Random thoughts. I don't know why. Its best you don't ask.
Don't ever compare me to your ex-girlfriends. No matter how you do it, it still means you're thinking of her. Which means you're not really thinking much about me, which means you still miss her and haven't gotten over her in which case you should not be with me.
They want me to live in a trailer in my sister's side yard? WTF!?!?! HAHAHAHA That's the funniest thing I've heard all year.
Actually really excited for Friday. BBQ, cabiny, isolated goodness.
My limbs feel really long and my bum hath shrunketh.
Hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhlalalala................
current mood:  curious
current music: Snakes on Plane. and such.
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