Sass not my Sassery

I'd say its about the size of a pixie stick.....just a guess.

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:57:55 GMT

I chopp-ed my hairs! Hoooray!!!! I look like a bad 80's movie but I'm in love with it and some day...I might even ask it to marry me.

I'm moving so you just stop sassing my mess.

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:31:02 GMT

must.....cut....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR

what the crap? seriously.

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:57:42 GMT

I just watched a valtrex commercial. Apparently it reduces the risk of spreading genital herpes. Whoo dee whoo...That's not the point. It had a disclaimer that said "Only proven in heterosexual couples"....uhhhhhhhh....................................Soooo now just because you're a homosexual your body chemistry doesn't work the same? SPLAIN IT!

A little sum'n sum'n to brighten your day...

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 19:18:50 GMT

Well...really MY day but if it brightens your day too then, happiness.

With this candle I will light your mother on fire.

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:28:52 GMT

So I had a random observation towards myself today. I've discovered (like I didn't already know this, I just never paid attention...) that I am insanely attracted to guys who wear glasses. Yum a dum dum.

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 18:39:02 GMT

YARG! Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye scurvy dogs.

Words of Wisdom

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:37:35 GMT

If you drive somewhere with a guy and he says "Lets just stay here for a minute"....its not because he wants to spend a couple extra minutes of quality alone time with you...Its because he has a massive boner.

Nunca?

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:13:35 GMT

Do you think that when a spider is about to spin a web the first thought that goes through his head is, "I have to poop!!...think I'll build a house."?

So many things for me to wonder....

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:10:23 GMT

Do you think you could sneeze while you're sleeping?

Do your ovaries ever itch?

Have you ever sneezed so hard that your tampon shot out?...okay I don't really wonder about that one because its happened to me but I was just wondering if I was the only one......

Okay maybe not so many things for me to wonder but I think I was wondering alot more earlier so that totally counts.

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:13:40 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELIA!!!!!!

Disaster from every angle.

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:42:35 GMT

I think if I were ever to take up gymnastics again I would dress as an amish girl whilst mastering the balance beam

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:57:44 GMT

The last couple of days I keep seeing these weird lights or lacks there of very briefly. Its driving me insane.

Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:19:57 GMT

Wanted to update.......Thought I had something interesting to say. Apparently I don't.

Or would that be the other way around?

Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:18:09 GMT

I'm feeling insanely lonely as of the last two days. Its driving me crazy. I shall cry six tears for that one. I think that should be just long enough to mourn and be over it.

I had a whole bunch of random yet interesting thoughts last night...My laptop was at work with my mom.......thus the thoughts have flittered away.

Its days like this when I really wish Lesl still lived just around the corner.

What do you suppose it is that makes people seem attractive or unattractive. I mean that in a general sense. For example...Why is it that the majority of women find Orlando Bloom sexy? What is it exactly that makes him attractive? Same with Angelina Jolie and men. Now I agree that these two people are very attractive. But what is it about their appearances that make it so? Why is Marla Hooch considered not so purdy? ...That's enough of that.

Le Sigh

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:47:56 GMT

Tim moves away tomorrow. My heart, she is sad.

Tank yu......blah blah blah

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:15:44 GMT

I'm going to Taiwan next summer to teach English. Whoo dee whoo!

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 00:30:45 GMT

Last night an opportunity to be in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was presented to me..........WHY THE HELL AM I NOT THERE RIGHT NOW>!?!?!??!!

Foosball is the DEVIL!

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 18:20:27 GMT

That was the best date I have ever had. Lets do it again! Whoodeewhoo.

Formula Fingers

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 17:24:58 GMT

Frustration makes me feel like I have to pee.

So we want to vote AND we want you to pay for dinner! Problem?

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:29:32 GMT

Random thoughts. I don't know why. Its best you don't ask.

Don't ever compare me to your ex-girlfriends. No matter how you do it, it still means you're thinking of her. Which means you're not really thinking much about me, which means you still miss her and haven't gotten over her in which case you should not be with me.

They want me to live in a trailer in my sister's side yard? WTF!?!?! HAHAHAHA That's the funniest thing I've heard all year.

Actually really excited for Friday. BBQ, cabiny, isolated goodness.

My limbs feel really long and my bum hath shrunketh.

Hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhlalalala................

Ballroom Genocide.

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:02:38 GMT

Remote Cabin in the woods, bbq, hot tub, first date...BLIND DATE?!?! This should be interesting.......

11/45 ...patience patience patience.

Blatant Retardation

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:25:10 GMT

I think Davey Havoc looks amazing in the Miss Murder video as opposed to the disaster he is in every other music video they make. How is this relevant? Its not. But that's 30 seconds of your life you can never have back. HA!

Death Wish Barbie

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:30:24 GMT

Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

End.

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:49:42 GMT

My booger mole has been removed. I feel like I got punched in the mouth.

All I really want is a REALLY good make out session right now. I haven't had a good kiss since the summer of 2004....but those weren't good kisses. Those were SPECTACULAR kisses. action, action, action......

Queer Eye for the Gun Shy

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:13:57 GMT

Isn't it supposed to start snowing right about this time of year?